I know you have sung the 12 days of Christmas song at some time in your life. If you are not familiar with the song you could just Google it and find many renditions.
I decided to give my shot at fame by relating the words to Cloud Technology.
You should try to sing along. Imagine how impressed your customers would be if you sang this to them or they may believe you are a little crazy..
In any case have fun and enjoy the holidays!
On the first day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Increased profits by moving off-prem
On the second day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the third day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the fourth day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the fifth day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Five more API’s, four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the sixth day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Six happy end users
Five more API’s, four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the seventh day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Seven day a week access, six happy end users
Five more API’s, four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the eighth day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Eight more real time stats
Seven day a week access, six happy end users
Five more API’s, four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the ninth day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Nine software licenses not renewed, eight more real time stats
Seven day a week access, six happy end users
Five more API’s
Four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the tenth day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Ten minute deploying
Nine software licenses not renewed, eight more real time stats
Seven day a week access, six happy end users
Five more API’s
Four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the eleventh day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Eleven mobile devices to track business growth, ten minute deploying
Nine software licenses not renewed, eight more real time stats
Seven day a week access, six happy end users
Five more API’s, four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
On the twelfth day of Cloudmas
My service provider sent to me
Twelve percent increase on ROI
Eleven mobile devices to track business growth, ten minute deploying
Nine software licenses not renewed, eight more real time stats
Seven day a week access, six happy end users
Five more API’s, four virtual environments
Three re-allocated servers for innovation, two hypervisors
And increased profits by moving off-prem
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